reading an old American Spectator review of a book by superscum queen
Helen Girlie Brown, and when she was in her 20's, she had a fling with
the Manassa Mauler Jack Dempsey, who was then in his 60's. She said
that when Jack was at the moment of climax -- every time -- he would
start yelling, "Straighten me out, baby! Straighten me out!"
I guess he felt like he was throwing a jab.
is so funny, I think every guy should have a "signature
phrase" that he uses when he's getting ready to let fly the DNA.
I am personally going to experiment with Jack's line, if only to have
a good laugh during the serious business of copulating.
Jack Dempsey, boxer...
But I'm open
to suggestions, here's a few I might imagine, if I haven't already
used them myself.
as if you're presenting your partner a gift, "Yeeeahh, hea it is! Hea
it is! Hea it is!"
(Click to see lovers.)
C'mon! C'mon! E-E-E Whoooaaaaa!!"
Awright! Awright! Whooooooo---whoooo-----whoooo! Ooof, oooof oof!"
the rocket, urrrrrrrr... ride the rocket, Uh, Uh, Uh, Huuuhhhh,
it hard! Take it hard! Hard! Harder! Yiiiiiiii!-eeeee"
I think Jack has
something, his is the best but anyone who has some suggestions, please post.
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