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Men Rule

Was reading an old American Spectator review of a book by superscum queen Helen Girlie Brown, and when she was in her 20's, she had a fling with the Manassa Mauler Jack Dempsey, who was then in his 60's. She said that when Jack was at the moment of climax -- every time -- he would start yelling, "Straighten me out, baby! Straighten me out!" I guess he felt like he was throwing a jab.

This is so funny, I think every guy should have a "signature phrase" that he uses when he's getting ready to let fly the DNA. I am personally going to experiment with Jack's line, if only to have a good laugh during the serious business of copulating. 

Jack Dempsey, boxer...

But I'm open to suggestions, here's a few I might imagine, if I haven't already used them myself.

  • "Grab my nuts - the nuts! Go for em! Git 'em!" (You can substitute "acorns" for nuts if appropriate.)

  • "Hea it go, hea it go, hea it go!"

Also, as if you're presenting your partner a gift, "Yeeeahh, hea it is! Hea it is! Hea it is!"

...or Loverboy. 
(Click to see lovers.)

  • C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! E-E-E Whoooaaaaa!!"

  • Awright! Awright! Awright! Whooooooo---whoooo-----whoooo! Ooof, oooof oof!"

  • Ride the rocket, urrrrrrrr... ride the rocket, Uh, Uh, Uh, Huuuhhhh, LIFTOFF!"

  • "Take it hard! Take it hard! Hard! Harder! Yiiiiiiii!-eeeee"


I think Jack has something, his is the best but anyone who has some suggestions, please post.

-- Dick Acorn

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