you are walking behind a girl who is a 'piece of ass', and you
other guys checking her out, one should always move to the side
(while still walking behind her) so as not to impede their view.
In this way all can be
accommodated. It is common courtesy.
A Celebration of
How about a pretty woman from the U.K.? This
wonderful looking babe is our very own Nigella
Lawson, Domestic Goddess. I know you have your
Martha, but who cares about matching cushions
when you've got Nigella licking a spoon!.
Blimey it's the Limey
Satchmo from Liverpool
Prettiest Dummies in the World
the world turned into a Twilight Zone episode tomorrow
and storefront dummies became real overnight, I'd be
heading to... [more]
in Plastic Tutu's
only were the tutus plastic, but they also had speakers built
into them; these speakers
emitted what can accurately be called
“UFO-type” noises – “Woooooeeeeoooo Woooeeeoooo” would
approximate this... [more]
am starting to feel about Angelina Jolie the way I once felt about
Gwyneth Paltrow until the Enquirer started running doctored
"fatty" pics of gwynny. Spring fever is hitting my
sinused head like a rubber sledge.
As much as I do adore her, it is also her
lifestyle that holds such appeal: she lives life
like a TV character. Since I can't be too sure because I don't
watch TV, let's say she lives life a celebrity: flitting about from
party to party, dressing snazzy, smoking cigarettes when
it's cool and disparaging them when it's not. Winkie
is not just a lovely woman - she is a walking
exhibit of the bold, the beautiful, the "in". She glides amidst
her Big City environment with the ease of a graceful and
wondrous ocean ray; she cries but never lets
"him" see her cry. She is All-Millennium Woman, she dazzles the
end of the 20th century with her youthful and hip exuberance.
When she wears boots it is a treat beyond the riches of Araby to
imagine her sensuality. She knows the important difference between a spy
bar and a bubble lounge; Amagansett and Quogue. These are
critical distinctions among her set and she makes
them with alacrity and vigor. She is Winkie Wonder
Woman - just the top of the broad heap and I'd like to climb
atop that mountain and jump for joy looking at the rest of the poor
guys who ain't up there with me. Her laugh will make you
silly, and such silliness would surely inspire the
most incredulous lovemaking of all time and all
place. -- RS
is a fence in life. It is the fence of being into big
breasts, and not being into them. Most men are on one side of the
fence or the other.
Some guys are 'on the fence'.
women's underwear commercials in the Times
are beyond, good;
astounding. My father says the Sunday Times is the new
Talmud. I think they put those undie ads in there for
some repressed hebrew dudes with bad comb-overs.