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March
3, 2001
NY
Knick Fans and Patrick:
Losers
Together and Losers Apart
Yeah
you can believe that the jack off Garden Knick fans, who pay the
equivalent of 4 tank-fulls of gas to watch 2 hours of meaningless NBA
mid-season basketball, you can believe that these “sports fan” morons
would stand and cheer the return of the biggest franchise disappointment
– if not the biggest disappointment in the entire history of sports.
“St. Patrick” Ewing was back in town, and golly-gee, let’s
show the world how “knowledgeable” and “classy” us New York and
New York Knick fans really are.
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The
stupid ass-brain idiots. Cheering a player, Patrick Ewing, who was supposed to bring
them not a single choke-filled appearance in the NBA Finals, but an
entire dynasty of all-the-way-to-the-Canyon-of-Heroes championships.
Har har har har har har har.
You wish you owned the Garden, laughing all the way to the
bank with an arena full of suckers like these.
The
biggest laughs are reserved for the biggest dickheads of all, those
“knowledgeable” and “classy” and tapped-out horse’s asses
who stood and cheered for that big stupid fuck Ewing.
Here’s
a player who never thought of the good of the team, who made it a point to
stay aloof and maintain his “Hoya Paranoia” inherited from that other
Me-the-Victim guru John Thompson. Ewing was paid more money than any non-winning
sports figure in history,
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Ewing
has been romantically linked to Knick City Dancer Ashley,
now in her 5th year. |
and when his final contract ran out, he
told the Knicks and their fans in effect, “Big shit, I
played here for 16 years. Fuck you, pay my 38-year-old legs $16 million a year or I’m
hobbling out of here. I got a bigger asshole named Paul Allen in
Seattle who will give me what I want.
Been good knowing you -you loser shithead assholes, wish I
coulda saw past my own statistics or made a clutch shot once in a
while, but hey, fucking I got mine.
Thanks and so long. Oh,
one more thing: Don’t forget to stand up and applaud like the
‘knowledgeable’ and ‘classy’ New York and New York Knick
fans you are next time I stop by.
Assholes!” And
Knick fans, just like their counterpart Giant fans who worshipped
the even more selfish crybaby Mark Bavaro, are licking Ewing boot.
God
how easy it is to sneer, “Knick fans!” - comprised predominantly of
jerk-offs in the cheap ($60) seats and courtside super-celeb real
“nitty-gritty” basketball fans, they howl with fucking adulation when
the Biggest Loser in Sports History struts onto the court.
Enough,
enough, the point is made and it isn’t lost on Knick or Garden
management: “Boys, we
are milking the biggest brainless cash cow in the history of live
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Look
at these assholes! They
are so caught up in being ‘fans’ in being ‘seen’ and in
acting like jack-offs that we can pretty much put any five yo-yo’s
on the court and watch the dough roll in. Every once in a while, we can make them feel good, and feel
proud, by drafting or signing or trading for some big name loser,
say for example like that basketball fraud Patrick Ewing, we can
whet them every once in a while and milk their shitbrains dry.”
Thanks,
Patrick. For being such a big, selfish “victim” but more important,
for
demonstrating
that it ain’t how you win the game, or how you play the game; but rather
how you lose the game. Again,
and again, and again. |
Ewing has not
been romantically linked to Knick City Dancer Kris. |
And to
watch those basketball “genius” New York and New York Knick fans,
watch them wallow in their own stupid losing spending ways, they’re so
smart!
--Dick Acorn
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