Roger Maris Flipbook
probably printed about 60,000 of them, probably cost about 45 cents each;
the whole thing is probably costing around $40-50K. I just talked to the guy
who worked on the job; I got some reserved and will mail them to you guys. I
think it's going to be a hell of a playoffs this year, and if the yanks get
through it, this will be their sweetest championship yet during this run. 5
in 6 years and four in a row, that's impressive even for a non-Yankee fan.
For any player to play on 5 championship teams, that's a fucking dream from
heaven. George may not be getting blown in his box, he's probably twisting
his schlong off in his hand. He has a Pam Anderson flip book in one hand,
it's hard to work with one hand but possible, and he's got his williewonka
in the other.
Fred's Secretary On the Field
spent some frantic minutes trying to get Fred Drasner's secretary down onto
the field because when a company sponsors a give-away, they get to go down
on the field and be thanked by the Yankees, and a player comes out and
pictures are taken, etc. Anyway, Fred's secretary was supposed to be
down on the field, she was up in the "Babe Ruth" box, and she
couldn't get down there. So it falls to me to call Yankee Stadium in a
race against the clock, go through the switchboard, explain who I was, and
finally get to a luxury box manager broad who was able to send someone to
bring Drasner's secretary down onto the field.
luxury box broad didn't want to do it, she said they had already made an
exception to let more than two people on the field and Drasner's secretary
would be the fourth. I pretty much told her my ass was on the line. It
was a damn close thing -- but she got onto the field about 1 minute before
the presentation. I never should have had to do it (it all should have
been set up ahead of time and not by me because if I was supposed to set it
up I would've done it right), I will not get credit for doing it, but if I
failed I was a convenient scapegoat. All in a day's work.
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